She's here!!

A summary of Alice's birth:

I'd been leaking all week and around 5:30 Sunday evening, I stood up and it was like someone had poured a pitcher of water down my pants. Chandler didn't want to call the doctor because she'd send us to the hospital only to be sent home again. But I insisted. Sure enough, my water had broke. Contractions started shortly after I got there. They threw in some pitocin to help things along, which I didn't really need cause my uterus is a beast. But they hurt like a mother fucker. Like someone was trying to crush the bones in my back. And they were coming practically on top of each other. I only had to suffer for a couple of hours and then got an epidural. I dilated pretty quickly, cause my cervix is also a beast. At 2am, I started pushing, which was probably the strangest thing I've ever done. A little less than 30 minutes later there was a baby. 

6 pounds 10 ounces, 19 and a half inches, with a head of ginger hair. 

😍😍😍😍😍